





When I was growing up and you said something stupid and got clowned, you’d have to sit there and take it. Hours, Days, Weeks, Months? However long it took. I’d like to think that kind of skin toughening helped one prepare for the stresses of adulthood.
Nowadays niggas changing their URL out of shame because someone got a zinger in on them in a discussion
“Oh shit someone just made a really clever joke at my expense”
**Deletes Entire Online Identity**
(via fcukmyfeelingsharder)
if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can
what if its a baby
dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
(Source: jellyworld, via ghostbowels)
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
(via ghostbowels)
(sex ed teacher voice) the intercourse
(via niggawitdreadz)